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THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.


TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by MustyK

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:21 pm
And now, monsieur, a waffer-thin mint? Bon appetit. (waiter dives for cover)
cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am
better give 5L or else...


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


TAGS: bacon turtles nom nom nom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm
Recipe. Now.


GARDEN GNOMES -


TAGS: conspiracy gnomes paranoia lol
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L


SUPPLY AND DEMAND -


TAGS: economics 101
Rating: 4.8/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:51 pm
supplying a lot and creating demand, the backbone of our economy ,)


IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom


TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm
INFINITY! :D


MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am
I would have went with a ***w j**/gerbil a*** reference, but that's just me.


RUUUUNNNNN -




BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tony

MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


OH NO! THE ECONOMY IS BROKEN! - FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!




HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).


TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by general440lee

zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!


ANONYMOOSE - We are legion


TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.19/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm
Hahahahahaha


IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -




KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.


TAGS: foreign car economy fix stupid
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:42 pm
Can't speak for Hundai, or your local city, but we've driven Toyotas in my family for three generations. The a**embly plants and the part-production plants are all in our city and the adjoining one. That's as local as it gets.
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am
True, they are a**embled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?


ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.




WORSE THAN ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU -


TAGS: bush obama president economy
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.


2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




ECONOMICAL INSURANCE -


TAGS: economy gypsy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:11 am
I will make sure to do that and thank you for the compliment. : )
caveman - September 4, 2012, 4:30 am
These are some good posters that you are making, come over to the forums to introduce yourself


SORRY - Because of the economy Life can't just go around and give out lemons anymore. $4.12 a lemon


TAGS: lemon life economy sorry
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - May 5, 2010, 11:39 am
LOL


LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom


TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5


NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted


TAGS: goat smegma crust uncle bob natural albanians nom nom
Rating: 2.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 6:57 pm
SWEET MOTHER OF--- AUUUGH! Who would look at this and say, "Hey... Let's use this as soap. And after we're done washing up, we can have some FOR DINNER!" (btw awesome poster)
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Smegma is such a good word
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 4:12 pm
Hilarious caption!


ECONOMICAL SOLUTIONS - Every complex problem has an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.


TAGS: economy cars
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:58 pm
keep it up feasibly, you've sent some real gems through lately. 5L
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL! 5L


FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.


TAGS: recession students economy jobs
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2011, 7:50 pm

lolz. couple of squeegy kids in there as well i think.


OMNOM - Omnomnomnomnomnomnom!


TAGS: omnom
Rating: 3.12/5

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WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




GLOTTONY -


TAGS: donut cheeseburger om nom nom
Rating: 4.58/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
Admiral, I do not even think a whole roll of rolaids or bottle of pepto with tums chasers would cure those heart attacks..still..I wanna try one
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
every time I look at this picture my gerd acts up. 5 tums
50cal - September 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
So wrong, yet I want one!


BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...




MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!




GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.


TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie


SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -




DIALING FOR DOLLARS -




PIANO - Arghhh, Nom, Nom, Nom.


TAGS: piano p**** nom nom nom
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:41 pm
Cue Zez Confrey.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:03 am
Heh, one more Nom and I would have totally heard Beethoven's 5th.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic. 5L


BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!




GALACTUS -


TAGS: golactus planet noms marvel
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:42 pm
What the hell?


My Favorite Stoner -


TAGS: carl sagan astronomer author pothead
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:05 pm
5 fat doobies.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 3:53 pm
I had no proof till now, but I always knew that guy was super stoned, to see how much fun he had in the space ship set in Cosmos, man I want to get high in a room like that.


THE FINANCIAL CRISIS - it affects EVERYBODY!




CANNED POSSUM - It says it's from Alabama, but how do you know it's not from Lousiana?


TAGS: nom nom possum
Rating: 3.57/5

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TooTsiE - March 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
hahaha... sun dried...


Energy Star -




TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.




ECONOMY - When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns –or dollars. Take your choice, there is no other and your time is running out.




DOPE WARS - Teaching kids more about supply & demand than any high school economics class ever has.


TAGS: dope wars game economics computer
Rating: 2.5/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
mushrooms? this is not mario world!


CHANGE - Not always a good thing


TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Doc

Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


OH NOM NOM NOM -


TAGS: nom nom eat frog
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Florisb

rnbw00 - June 24, 2011, 6:47 pm
Mmm, Tastes like chicken.
R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
Of course it's alive! Would you want to eat a dead frog? Gross!
phydeaux - February 7, 2010, 11:50 pm
But I like being s******ed whole and alive...
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:13 pm
NO!!!! KERMIT!!!!!!
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:59 am
Here's a disturbing thought. The frog is probably being s******ed alive


THE FUN OF STUDENT LOANS -




JUST FOR TODAY -




LANDSCAPING -




THE ECONOMY - IF YOU WANT MONEY PRAY THAT THEY LEAVE THEIR KID




EVIL GNOMES - How the Heil do they do it?


TAGS: gnomes
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by rerun

GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 8:10 pm
time to take your meds
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
Welcome to reverse-therapy, Random!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
Tosser was a previously banned user... too angry to be a fresly made one.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 8:00 pm
lol I swear...Timmies pick the best names for themselves, like Tosser.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:57 pm

lowbrow was banned as a Timmy
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
HELL YEAH! We're as high-class as ****. Ain't no one gonna call us lowbrow.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
Scary thought of the day then. Motifake is sophisticated compared to most of the internet.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 7:51 pm
Yes, this is an odd conversation to come to. That's the internet for you. You never know what to expect.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 7:48 pm
Especially with conversations like this.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Sometimes it's a bit weird to come online.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's an "inny"
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:43 pm

he has "modesty" issues
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
saw that did you?
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:39 pm

he keeps making posters from them, somebody keeps rejecting them
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
But... I am flattered that you STILL have those pictures!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:27 pm
Ok... that robe accidentally fell open... and it was cold...
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
That's OK, I have the ones Random sent ;)
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 7:19 pm
Thanks Grey.... you're cute, but I don't have any pictures of myself wearing that sort of thing.
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 7:07 pm
Aggy PM
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:56 pm

odd enough, I have never met a Canadian
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:56 pm
It's fun... everyone from everywhere. You'd be amazed... people from different US states are less similar than most europeans are from any country.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
Especially Canadians!!!!
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:55 pm

In casino I imagine you get to see the worst stereotypes off all classes of people.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:54 pm
Then there's the east-coast (NY NJ) italians. Just look up any guido stereotype. My own cousins are almost unbearable.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:53 pm
Personally, all of my contact with italians has been tourists... and they're cheap and ask for everything free. After 5 years in casino, I un-learned italian. If you speak it, they think it gets them free show tickets.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:47 pm

whatever gets it done for the good guys. Love Italian food, majority of people of Italian heritage I have met are pretty cool as well. Cannot judge a country by just a few individuals.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:41 pm
Hey... my heritage is italian. They were on the wrong side at the beginning of both world wars... but at least they had the brains to join the winning side! Getting your b*** kicked? Hang your leader and wave an ally flag!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:39 pm
Indeed... and showed exactly what the "master" race does... run and hide.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:37 pm

those guys were full of gas.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
Some Germans had mentioned it in passing... but they're all still hiding out in Argentina.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 6:24 pm

all this brought to you by the Resident Jew....who said we don't have a sense of humor?
Derek - January 3, 2010, 5:02 pm
German humour and art - at the same time!


World Economy Improving -


TAGS: economy improving tear gas pepper spary world
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L


ECONOMY FAILURE... - ...at least he still has his wallet... just in case.




HIGH HOPES -


TAGS: uhm nom nom nom urrrp nom nom nom
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 3:47 am
You know what? "Alive" continues to appear on HBO every once in a while, and still to this day I can't watch certain parts of it. A number 5 for Sean, please. With cheese.


SEA WORLD TRAINERS - NOM NOM NOM!!!


TAGS: killer whales nom sea world
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by DSATHeDRiZZLe

thatonechick - March 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Additionally, I note your change of IP.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 1:55 pm
Money sh**? How dare you make a ***ual reference to these noble...and hungry creatures! lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:29 am
...and your posters.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm
Jesus H Christ...Even I can tell a money sh** when I see one.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 26, 2010, 5:06 pm
"Fluggen-kliggin-kien?"
MO - February 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Dolphin? Dolphin's safe!!
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:33 pm
Maybe she forgot the "safe word"?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:28 pm
Wait...She "loved whales"...the wahale that killed her was male and grabbed her and whipped her around by her pony tail...does that count as domestic abuse?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
OH OH!!! Let's start a petition to rename them Stealth Dolphins or something! lol
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:22 pm
Why do they call it a killer whale? Anyone? I don't know either since it's actually a dolphin. Ponder that one for a bit.
Kspace - February 25, 2010, 7:22 pm
ROFL! Too soon but TOO FUNNY
MrBlack - February 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
Apparently, people are surprised that a killer whale killed someone. Hello? Exactly what it says on the tin people.
MO - February 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Flippin amsome!! 5 scooby snacks from me!
RevPanik - February 25, 2010, 6:17 pm
Literally spit on my screen! 5L's
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 5:59 pm
YEs..I know I am going to hell for this so save your breath! lol


SIGNIFICANCE -




BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom


TAGS: nom meat fast food dumb
Rating: 2.37/5

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...


OM - NOM NOM




DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.


TAGS: dreams quitting economy achievement
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:48 pm
Saves on a lot of disappointment doesn't did.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:41 am
I don't have to give up. I never started.


IRONY -


TAGS: in this economy
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry double post but it holds true for both ;)
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE... - It needs more salt.




SOME CALL IT TRICKLE DOWN -


TAGS: economic flight drop
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:00 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:53 am

why this got the score it did is beyond me. nice one greeny


VOTE - You get what you ask for. Idiots.


TAGS: obama vote economy
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by SeanB

coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 4:02 pm
No point in getting mad at something that hasn't been commented on in over a year. Create a poster on politifake. Happy faking, friend!
ISeeRedPeople - July 5, 2011, 3:43 pm
No,Bush did it. Dumbass!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 11:03 pm
More cowbell, less politics! Politifake.org is right down the hallway... please keep the political talk there. Thank you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 11:00 pm
NO POLITICS...bad shiny...BAD!
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:54 pm
hell, obama was elected because the economy was tanking and people wanted to try a different approach.
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
It was 8 years of republicans who did a part of it. The rest was done by capitalism and the greed for money.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:21 am
Funny. I thought the economy was **** BEFORE he was in office? When BUSH was in office? d*** republicans.
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:27 pm
...but ultimately it is the nature of the free market elite that has steadily been f***ing up harder and harder until the whole thing f***ed the every day man in the anus. Great motifake though!
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:26 pm
No Mr President, you did not! Freedom rapists ra**d the f*** out of the worlds economy and then **** really went south,if there is anyone who believes that Obama is responsible for the world recession they are f***ing retarded.His lame ideas don't help...


PRIORITIES -




THE RECESSION - Its hit them too


TAGS: santa economy
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:16 pm
Agro! Not Argo! That's another story.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Argo-Santa and Rudolph the Red-eyed-reindeer! The Xmas spirit seems to be evaporating


BLACK HOLES - OM NOM NOM NOM.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


Same, Same But Different -


TAGS: china usa economy baby ***
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:26 am
Thanks all for the nice comments. LMAO Miss Priss. :)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 12:22 am
5Ls to poster and comment. Ever poster should have a dynamic duo like this.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 12:19 am
Actually, a very small 5L village of Pe Nas nestled deep in the valley of Vachina.


THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY -




God Bless The Economy -


TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.


A HOME OF MY OWN -




OVER THE EDGE -




Trust -


TAGS: unquestioning belief is a phenomenal force
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by motifayk

mariand - September 17, 2013, 3:09 am
yeah...I'm so weak


GEORGE W. BUSH -


TAGS: obamanomics political posters suck
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sean

HtD - March 9, 2009, 5:18 pm
Is that Jeb in the corner?
Sean - March 9, 2009, 5:16 pm
Don't you watch the news, Culos? It's not like the bank has any money to steal, these days. So in answer to your question: "Because THAT"S where the money is." Bye.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:13 am
But why is that guy pointing his gun at poor George?????
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Sean - Boo...Hiss...I liked the other version better. HtD - What are you talking about? That's not a tree. It's a Bush.... I'll just leave it there.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
He better not hurt that tree.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
These days, "relatively harmless" is a compliment for most folks.


JOB SECURITY - Just be grateful it hasn't been outsourced.




ONOMATOPOEIA - Silence


TAGS: onomatopoeia
Rating: 4.04/5

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Airman - January 19, 2010, 2:57 pm
very well done


BILL GATES - He's rich.


TAGS: onomatopoeia assignment
Rating: 3.9/5

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R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:36 am
I love how she's got an Apple laptop! LOL 5 Golden Apples for you!


ECONOMY SUCKS - Poor Thing She can't even afford to buy moth balls


TAGS: economy redhead
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:35 pm

look like any bites
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:47 pm
Sure she bought some.. they're in her bra.


FINGER FORKS - There's Just Too many Ways A Name Like That Can Go Wrong




CHANGE - So, how's that working for you?


TAGS: economy work employment
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:08 pm

Irony, somebody with "current" in their name comments on a poster that is over two years old.
Current Resident - April 16, 2011, 11:23 am
I hope he rocks for you. He cost me my job. Our company got Obamasized. Cheers.
caiderman98 - August 2, 2009, 1:42 pm
OBAMA ROCKS!


ROCK BOTTOM - You'll know it when you nom nom deleted deleted




ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his


TAGS: obama palin pawlenty timmy economics recession depression recovery liberals
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?


REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH -


TAGS: economy socialism
Rating: 2.47/5

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MO - August 16, 2009, 5:30 pm
Meah, see? Meah! This needs some more work. So much more potential funny in there.....


SUPERMAN - Will punch you so hard you will start to see words.


TAGS: onomatopoeia
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

Bob D. Sailor - January 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
And what is that Veggie?
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:46 pm
I see what you're doing here, Bob.


CHILDREN - Are not a snack food !




THE MILKY WAY -


TAGS: candy bar humor astronomy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 8:30 am
So, there IS an apple (self: deep voice, duh)…..alright, alright….but….never thought I’d say this (sigh)….THERE CAN BE NO s******ING!…aaaand the loser has ta shave.
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 11:43 pm
OK, but…..yer not gonna use yer neck are ya?
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 11:03 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 10:58 pm
Charming
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 10:26 pm

No turtlenecks. I have a neck like Dave b***s.
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:04 pm
Well, shyt, there’s another E in Katherine, ain’t there
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:02 pm
Huh, maybe Katherin….with the complimentary turtleneck?......and 10Ls for Missy's comment
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:51 pm
I don't even want to know how the Milky Way looks from Uranus. See that's the kinda sh*t in my head...and a few 5L's too.
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~ :>
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Does this mean I am the Audrey Hepburn of Demotivational Posters? I always did want a swanlike neck.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:54 am
Too hilarious! Haha!
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:12 am
This kinda stuff I really love. Classic LGV.


hope -


TAGS: hopes economy debts money poor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:01 am
Thanks, I hoped it would come across that way.
Reality Lord - October 25, 2013, 4:05 pm

powerful priss...nice


Inflation -




Throughout History -


TAGS: prices money economy gas conspiracy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2013, 12:54 am
Interesting. Would 10gal be enough or 15?
EmilioDumphque - December 4, 2013, 2:33 am
You'll need a can that holds more than five gallons. They put clockers in the pump that pump true for the smaller amounts the BWM tests them with. Then they speed up.


concealed carry -




Penicillin -


TAGS: shakespeare penicillin economy fix
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - February 16, 2014, 6:16 pm
I'd say: let's inject the politicians with it!


BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: mall shopping cashier housewares williamsonoma
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 4:08 pm
All Will Pass, Chin Up Mate.


Death By China -




See This Hear That -


TAGS: onomatopoeia calendar motifake sounds
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

chickenlittle - October 5, 2013, 10:01 pm
Haha that's awesome Greeny! 5 quacks from me!! :D
spacedog - October 4, 2013, 6:45 pm
*beep* that's pretty *beep*ing funny - over *beep* 5
Sho - October 4, 2013, 1:42 pm
5/f XD
GaryO - October 4, 2013, 8:57 am
There’s only one Greeny…
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:19 am
Clever and genius...and a bit nutty. That's our Greeny. 5L
falloutghoul - October 4, 2013, 7:26 am
BAHAHAHAHA!


Money -




THE ECONOMY - Even Phydeaux is having a hard time getting people on the bus.




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